Topic: The Wrong Answer Game - part 2
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Slim gym

Wed 02/09/22 06:06 PM

sorry cant say ... employer /employee privilege!!!


thinking is the fastest way to travel ... where???
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Two

Thu 02/10/22 12:17 PM

To occupy dark matter...

Why is the beach sandy?
Edited by Two on Thu 02/10/22 12:18 PM
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Slim gym

Thu 02/10/22 12:49 PM

Because of all the trampling going on


Why is sea water salty?
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Two

Thu 02/10/22 03:00 PM

Because the waiter messed up the food order...

Why is Slim such a stud? bigsmile
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Slim gym

Thu 02/10/22 04:26 PM

Because of his friends blowing his trumpet!!!


How come I not invited to Two's orgies ??
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bobtail76

Thu 02/10/22 05:05 PM

Because you need more than two for an orgy

Why does Captain Crunch rip the roof of your mouth?
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Unknow

Thu 02/10/22 05:50 PM

he got hook hand


why do flowers blossom?
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Two

Fri 02/11/22 02:55 PM

Because Manneken Pis watered them...

Why do boats float?
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Slim gym

Fri 02/11/22 03:05 PM

because the dont sink


why do women never lift the toilet seat?
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bobtail76

Fri 02/11/22 04:18 PM

They might get a boob caught in between the lid

What happened to the milk man?
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Unknow

Fri 02/11/22 06:57 PM

angry husbands shot em all


why do men like melons?
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Two

Fri 02/11/22 07:53 PM

Because they are not eggplants...

Why do women like bananas?
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bobtail76

Sat 02/12/22 04:50 AM

Because you are what you eat

Why can't people fly?
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Slim gym

Sat 02/12/22 06:19 AM

because they will do an Icarus!!


why do forest fires happen
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bobtail76

Sat 02/12/22 06:40 AM

Because she should have shaved

Why do women wear earrings?
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Merry

Sat 02/12/22 06:50 AM

To ensure they remain balanced and not float up onto cloud 9


Why are pillows used to rest the head when sleeping?
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Unknow

Sat 02/12/22 09:35 AM

not enough sex


why do people wear shoes?
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bobtail76

Sat 02/12/22 10:32 AM

So that you don't get arrested for public nudity

Why do they call it rock n roll?
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Unknow

Sat 02/12/22 01:21 PM

they're a bunch of stoners rolling around


what's with mike's hammer :hammer:?
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Slim gym

Sun 02/20/22 05:11 AM

Cause he is addicted to bourbon


Why are camels known as ships of the desert??