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why smile at the camera

To hide your real face

Why do men flirt

To get beat up by husbands...

Why do women flirt?

To tease

Why waves stand high

Trying to reach the sky

Why is life so hard?

Because it was left in the sun for too long...


Why do cats purr?

Because they wanna use you



Why does it take two to tango ?

it's a two for one special


why all this snow in April?

Because it's not July 4th


Why is there a mint Kit Kat ??

there's not - it's fake news

Why so peaceful?

As everything went to pieces

Why did you try to kill this thread?

As Every body is much interested

Why are "positive vibes" more important than 'just the usual vibes'?


P.S. Vibes please don't kill this thread, thank you...

Because the positive wire is where the fuse is.

What makes the sky blue?

Because it has gas


why is the ocean blue?

Because blue fish, whales and sharks are not meant to be washed with the other colour fish. One should always separate the blue from the other tropical colours.


Why do we eat popcorn whilst watching movies?

Because it is so much more comfortable than pushing it into your ears.

Why does rain fall?

Cause it can't climb

why do flowers have color?

When the planet is seen from outer space, it is a mostly blue and green. The various colours of flower are used to keep the right shade of green when seen from a distance. If flowers were not coloured, the planet could change the shade of green and no longer be recognisable to UFOs using it as a landmark to know where they are.

Why is bubble wrap not used to wrap bubbles?