Topic: The Wrong Answer Game - part 2
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Douglas

Sun 07/03/22 02:27 AM

Like too many romances, roses quickly die off.

What does a wardrobe ward?
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Vibes

Sun 07/03/22 03:28 AM

It wards off a blow everytime when opened

What does a table drawer draw?
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Douglas

Mon 07/04/22 06:30 AM

If the plumbing is faulty, it draws water.

Why do carpets have underlay?
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Merry

Mon 07/04/22 06:38 AM

To ensure they don't feel overexposed, afterall they are all about the coverup.

Why does water run?
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Unknow

Mon 07/04/22 07:09 AM

It's afraid of heights

why do worms wiggle
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Two

Tue 07/05/22 01:06 PM

They saw my face... sad


Why do humans have thumbs?
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Merry

Tue 07/05/22 01:22 PM

Soley for hitchhiking purposes, how else would we get around?

Why do people get angry?
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Two

Tue 07/05/22 01:28 PM

Merry, that was the exact answer I was thinking of when I asked the question!!! rofl rofl Great minds... winking


OT: In the hopes they can have seggsy make-up time.


Why do people travel?
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Merry

Tue 07/05/22 01:42 PM

:nerd::nerd::hibiscus::hibiscus:

To escape household chores

Why are owls considered wise, but unintelligent humans are said to have a bird brain?
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Douglas

Wed 07/06/22 05:22 AM

Because owls have more sense than humans.

Why do dogs bark?
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Unknow

Thu 08/18/22 01:04 PM

because they can’t remember how to speak Latin


Why do men have nipples?
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Douglas

Tue 09/13/22 05:41 PM

So if a man is upside down, you can tell because his nipples are in the wrong place.

Why do we only have 26 letters in the English alphabet?
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Two

Wed 10/26/22 09:15 PM

because Aliens took all the other letters...


Why do stairs go up and down?
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Ɔʎɹɐx

Fri 10/28/22 12:24 PM

Stairs are fixed. Earth moves up and down
Why is life too short
Edited by Ɔʎɹɐx on Fri 10/28/22 12:26 PM
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regreen

Sun 12/04/22 09:10 PM

So that our bodies don't wear out before we die.

Why do people kiss?
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pumpilicious 💕

Sat 01/07/23 05:51 AM

Because they suck:sweat_smile:

Why do we have to drink water to live?
Edited by pumpilicious 💕 on Sat 01/07/23 06:01 AM
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Slim gym

Sat 01/07/23 06:39 AM

Because it dilutes my Scotch...


Why do hearts beat faster when Candy is being eaten
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pumpilicious 💕

Sat 01/07/23 07:58 AM

Because you're being slowly poisoned

Why is love blind?
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Unknow

Sat 01/07/23 12:58 PM

Because we're all to ugly to look at.


What does "floor it" mean ?
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Merry

Sat 01/07/23 01:09 PM

It means to identify what type of floor you want to dance on i.e. tiles vs wooden, cement vs vinyl... :dancer:


Why is it important to "Shut the front door!"?