The other day, Pat keeps on running next to a bus. Whenever the bus stops, Pat stops. Whenever the bus moves, Pat runs.

After a few minutes, the bus driver opens the window and says "Are you getting on the bus, or what?"

Says Pat "Nah, I am doing that on purpose. I wanna save the 5 quid fare"

Says the bus driver "Why don't you run alongside a taxi then? You would save 50 quid"

Been running all my life.

Good logic 🤣🤣🤣