Topic: The Scrunchie Face
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Beachfarmer

Sat 05/07/22 09:13 AM

You know - pressed or puckered lips, squinting or closed eyes, curled nose, tightening of neck muscles

There are various degrees "Scrunch Face Factors" depending on intensity of press, pucker, squint, curl, etc.. There are various versions but most would be a sub-categories of:

Eeeeeeew - High Scrunch Value (SFF6 - SFF11) Usually olfactory or taste, but can be visual or in the story telling tradition (aka WFF - Who Farted Face)...........or...........

Pffft - Lower Scrunch Value (SFF0 - SFF5) Usually Auditory or visual only figuratively smelly most often completely lacking in taste. (Can be accompanied by "Emotional Value, EV0 - EV11)

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Beachfarmer

Sat 05/07/22 09:13 AM

Cantaloupe (c- Eeeeew SFF8)
I try it every 5 years or so for nutrition reasons but it tastes and smells half putrid to me when fresh

I call BS (c -Pffft SFF2, EV9)
That totally transparent posture of "I have no filter. I tell it like it is. I say what everyone WANTS to say but is afraid to say it." This is when feeble minded cowards claim to be brave and wise whjle pre-excusing themselves for bad manners.
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Beachfarmer

Sat 05/07/22 09:14 AM

Double Posting SFF1 EV0

mildly gnat like annoying
Edited by Beachfarmer on Sat 05/07/22 09:17 AM
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Douglas

Thu 05/12/22 10:12 AM

I was expecting this topic to be referring to something else.

I had an ex take a photo of me once at 'that' moment. She said no man would fake it because there's no way any man could deliberately make such a funny face.