Hey everybody, let's combine our wisdom and help everyone get matches. I'll start.


Hey guys, let's all change our profile pics to shirtless, bathroom selfies, the ladies just love them!!

Hey! You tricked me. Where is the "shirtless, bathroom selfies"

Nobodies taking my great advice. Do you have any "great" dating tips that always work?

I had to check your profile to see if they were hiding there

That's all great advice, to be honest I was looking for more sarcasm like my first example.


On a first date I always look a woman up and down and then ask her how much she weighs? She appreciates the concern.


See what I mean? 🤪

Ok. So this is definitely gonna be a guy thing?

Ps. I'll go back in and edit my first response

Just a guy thing? Don't women know some surefire ways to turn off men?

I suppose so. I can't think of any though....so I'm gonna sit back and let this be a learning experience

Really? Nothing? No "I don't believe in sex before marriage" or " I can't wait to have more kids".

With, or without, the obligatory turd in the
toilet?

That's purely a judgement call, the turd is irrelevant, it's all about how good you think you look!!

my advice is please be honest for who really you are coz I believe bthat honesty is the best policy and just know better the person who will be you think be your partner getting to know each other is the best foundation of a strong relationship ..

never fight over the bill when she offers to pay ... if you do , you are sure to lose and end up paying the total bill !!!

If you want sarcasm... Sarcasm is what I got...

Dating Advice 101 for the 21st Century Folk:

1.). Always (and I mean always) laugh louder at the friends' jokes.

2.). Never underestimate the power of a cheesy chatup line, most single folk want to feel as if that one line was used consistently on the 50 odd people before them.

3.). Always greet and never say anything else until the desired person responds.
There is immense truth in the line, "you had me at hello"

Thank you Merry just let me finish writing those down.....


It's important to show you have a good sense of humor so I always bring along my book of knock knock jokes to read to my date so she knows I'm funny

let her know you have a tattoo of a 100 dollar bill, so after the dinner date she would not have to go to a Mall to blow it !!

I have a special place in my heart for knock knock jokes

🤭

I'll make a note of it slim I'm sure that works everytime.

I take my date to dinner at a drive through and park and eat in the parking lot cause I want her to know she has my undivided attention.

Perfect date outfit for the fellas:

Casual Tee and Jeans
+
SMART dress shoes


Whhhhhyyyyy? 🤷
(I know this is a personal preference, but I don't get it???)