Topic: Goofy if yous, not my issues
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Unknow

Mon 09/19/22 10:12 PM

post a goofy "if you" with rhyming results.


example:
if you want to meet, smell my feet
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Unknow

Mon 09/19/22 10:13 PM

if you clean your glasses, then drink molasses
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Vibes

Mon 09/19/22 10:22 PM

If you go into heat pack your meat
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Unknow

Mon 09/19/22 10:24 PM

If you go to the gym, you won't be slim
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Vibes

Mon 09/19/22 10:36 PM

If you were to eat should have a seat
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Unknow

Mon 09/19/22 11:19 PM

if you got issues,
buy more tissues
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Riverspirit1111

Tue 09/20/22 02:58 AM

Your feet really smell, but I think you're swell.
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Merry

Tue 09/20/22 03:24 AM

If you wink at me, then I'll spill the tea
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Vibes

Tue 09/20/22 03:44 AM

If you want a bump you have to jump
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Sir

Tue 09/20/22 07:05 AM

Listening to old jam's, cruising in my Dodge Ram.
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Unknow

Tue 09/20/22 09:08 AM

If you want to mingle,
touch an outlet for a tingle
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Rock

Tue 09/20/22 09:28 AM

Here I sit all broken hearted.
I came to :poop: but only farted.
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Unknow

Tue 09/20/22 09:36 AM

If you got a penis,
go to Venus
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moomin

Tue 09/20/22 11:59 AM

If you drink lots or tea
Then you might need to pee
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☮️ Coolchic Dee 💟

Tue 09/20/22 01:58 PM


Here I sit all broken hearted.
I came to :poop: but only farted.


There’s no disruption if you read the instruction winking drinker laugh
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Unknow

Tue 09/20/22 02:32 PM

if you wash your feet, then you can eat
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☮️ Coolchic Dee 💟

Tue 09/20/22 02:52 PM

If you like to bake then have some cake :cake:
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Unknow

Tue 09/20/22 02:57 PM

if you think it's pickled,
it's time to get tickled
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☮️ Coolchic Dee 💟

Thu 09/22/22 07:45 PM

If you have some wine :wine_glass: you’ll be fine :wink: drinker