The vet motioned her into the surgery and he placed the duck onto the table and proceeded to examine the winged creature starting with his stethoscope, listening for its heartbeat
After a few moments, he turned solemnly to the lady and said " sorry to say but your duck is dead"
The lady exclaimed " Your wrong...how can you tell just by listening with your stethoscope "
The vet rolled his eyes..sighed and went out of the room
Moments later he was back with a Black Labrador
The dog put his paws on the table and gave the duck a good sniffing, then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head
The vet patted his head and took the dog out only to return with a cat
He placed the cat on the table and the feline gently sniffed the duck and sat back and meowed mournfully
The cat made it's own way out
Vet then turned to his computer...touched a few keys and produced a bill for $450
The lady was shocked and asked the vet why was the bill so high when all he did was listen with his stethoscope
" Well ma'am, if you had believed me when I 1st said the duck was dead...it would have only been $35 but with the Lab report and Cat scan it will be cost more"
U
. The lady should of called the vet a quack.
