An elderly lady, while in her garden, heard the sounds of a metalic scraping noise, coming from the next garden.

She looked over the fence to see a little girl wielding a spade, obviously digging a hole.

The elderly lady asked, "What are you doing, little girl?"

"I'm digging a hole to bury my goldfish."

The elderly lady said, "That's a very big hole to bury a goldfish."

The little girl replied, "That's because it's inside your cat".

Im stealing this one!

LMBO! So funny!

still cracks me up with this one

Funny .