Joke, joke, when I was born it was a joke. The doc took one look at me and puked all over my Mom. I think they call that subliminal suggestion or something like that.

When I was young my Mom gave me a rock and string to play with. I tied the string to the rock and would drag it around everywhere I went. It was a joke, she was just training me to walk the dog.

Talk about a joke, I wouldn't know a good joke if it ricocheted off my brain. I am sufferin from Man'o'pause and forgot my next line. Trying to maintain with a lot of cranial pressure on the brain.

Say do they sell taco's here, I used to bend them for a livin when times were tight. Till I got the “taco elbow,” they gave me medication and now my eye twitches. Don't talk to me about joking everyone thinks I'm winking at them getting fresh.