I went to my optician's the other day.

I said to him, "I can't see very far with these glasses."

He said, "Come with me, out to the street."

I followed him.

He said, "Look up. Can you see that big yellow thing?"

I said, "Of course, that's the sun."

He said, "Well the sun is about 90 odd million miles away. How far did you want to see?"

As far, as i can see some bombastic bathing in......mam mam miyaaa

Funny .