Five Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square, Rome.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father”.

The second Catholic man says, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him “Your Lordship”

The third Catholic gent says, “My son is an Archbishop. When he walks into a room people call him “Your Grace”

The fourth Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says “Your Eminence”.”

The fifth Catholic man says very proudly, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him “Your Holiness”.”

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the five men gave her a subtle, “Well…?”

She proudly replies, “I have a daughter,

Slim,

Tall,

Very very beautiful,

38D breast,

24″ waist and

34” hips.

When she walks into a room, people say,

“My God!🤣🤣🤣

FUNNY

Funny .

Ian Paisley a firebrand from Northern Ireland, died.

Around about the same time as Mother Teresa and Martin Luther King.

When they arrived in heaven God asked them in turn what lives they had had on earth.

Mother Teresa told of how she had performed great works for the poor and the unGodly.

God said that she should take place on the seat to His left.

God then asked Martin Luther King what he had done while he was on earth.

Martin Luther King explained all the efforts he had made to bring the sinners to the fold.

God said that he should take the seat to His right.

God then looked at the third man and asked, "Who are you?"

"I'm the reverend Ian Paisley and you're sitting in my seat".

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