Walking through town, the other day, I saw a man walking toward me carrying a very long thin parcel.

As he passed me I ask, "Are you a polevaulter?"

He replied, (German accent) "No. I am a German. How did you know my name is Walter?"







AND BAsel, before you start, Germans pronounce Ws like Vs. OK?

Okay a funny one, and no need to tell me that, I learned German many years ago.

I zee nozzing . How did I do Larsi

Ze Germens are supposed to be very zerrious, I have to analyze every zingle word first

I vuld Sepprt dhat

It should be pronounced (dhät) with a short a to be exact

Jawohl herr Kommandant as Shultz would say

I learnt my German accent from Shultz too

very good!

Ya! Sehr Gut!

Ya! Sehr Gut!