You can get a lurkers license from PW, he makes excellent forgeries.

Where do I send my money?

Yes, i couldn't sleep so I may as well be lurking.

The lurkers buffet is open all night, just so that you know ...but you can't eat all you want ..... you have to reserve a dish ... example Leah the Luscious, made to excite your taste buds !!!

I am selling forgery Lurker licenses. Comes in different grades....Beginner Lurker, Part Time Lurker, Smart Arse Lurker, Dumb Arse Lurker, Know It All Lurker, Loveable Lurker, Sweet Lurker, Shy Lurker, Pro Lurker, Scary Lurker, and my personal favorite Frisky Lurker.

I will take two of those , thank you very much ..
One Loveable Lurker for me and
One Smart Azz lurker for Mikey !!

I think the sweet lurker would be for me

Maybe the Shy Lurker will be more appropriate!!!

1 Sweet Lurker for Leah but that will be on back order since the demand is so great. I can possibly slip your order to the head of the line since I am the forger.

1 Loveable Lurker for Slim. And may I remind you that Lurker comes with special instructions how to fight off the elderly. And 1 Smart Azz Lurker for Mikey but he will have 1 week to return it at Slim's expense if not satisfied.

That would be as sweet as my lurk if you did that poetry

Give it back to Slim, I have possession of the only Sexy Lurkers License. And the only Smexy lurkers License to be raffled off(rigged of course).

I like the sound of smexy lurker, can you do me a strip of raffle tickets please

Sure thing, Slim's paying though, PW picked his pocket.

I have a strip of raffle tickets already.
I wanna know if there are any more candidates for Smexy Lurker ..
I nominate Kit Kat and Merry ... oh yeah , I seen them lurking ole times ...
I can pay for all tickets if necessary ... I still have Mingle coins yanno !!!!

Kit's, Merry's, and Leah's tickets are free of charge. What can I say, I am just a sucker for a pretty face.

Lurking while scoping homes for sale.

Who's lurking, Tag, your in

Caught me, tag ya back

I am lurking in stealth so you can't see me to tag me!

lurk lurk lurker... i know who you are and I think you made a good decision !!