Messing with my mom.
Today's convo - Talking about guys with tattoos:
Me: Yes, Adam (Levine) does have a lot of tattoos.
Mom: I hope he doesn't get any on his face.
Me: I doubt he will. He's too smart to mess up his face.
Mom: Yeah, maybe. Dennis Rodman has tattoos on his face.
Me: REALLY? I didn't know that.
Mom: Yep, he's got tattoos all over. On every portion of his body. I think the only place he doesn't have a tattoo is his cock.
Me: (sarcastically) R-e-a- lly, mom?
Mom: (totally normal voice) Well, I'm not 100% sure, but I think it's the only place he doesn't have a tattoo.
Me: (Dripping sarcasm) Sooo, mom...YOU'RE NOT 100% sure he doesn't have a tattoo there?
Mom: (still totally normal) Well, no I don't.
Me: ROTFDWL
Mom: (total annoyance) You're such an idiot.
Yep, I'm still laughing