I always look forward to a chocolate penis at Easter
Why just for Easter? Go get ‘em girl! My husband once bought me a box of penis chocolates for Valentine’s Day. I was young, I cried because I couldn’t have a normal boyfriend like everyone else. He went out and bought me flowers afterwards. Another year he trimmed, showered, put a bow around something and wrote dinner is served on his stomach. I have to laugh now. If it was inappropriate, I probably got it.