A man from the city quits his job to become a farmer. The next day he goes shopping for some farm animals. He sees a man selling roosters and he asks him “How much do you want for that rooster?” The man says “You must be from the city. Around here we call them C.” So he buys it and sees another man selling donkeys and he asks him “How much do you want for that donkey?” The man says “You must be from the city. Around here we call them A and they can be stubborn at times so you have to scratch at them to get them to move.” He buys it and turns around to start walking home when his donkey sits down. He sees a woman coming so he asks her “Excuse me can you hold my C while I scratch my A?”

Oh good. I thought it would be too explicit for this site.