If a woman calls me a puppy, I should do
everything I can to get her to invite me into
her home. Then I can drop trou and poop on
her living room floor. Right?
I mean, puppies poop on the floor. Don't they?


I'm just wondering if it's fair of me


Yes, the woman is a regular poster on Mingle2.
I won't name names...
But, you know who you are.

Well if she slapped your nose with a newspaper maybe you would learn to poop in the yard like normal puppies.

Absolutely fair, poop away.
Since most people think puppies are cute, it's fair to assume she thinks you're cute and wants to train you. Once she attempts to train you, I'm pretty sure it'll be okay to lift a leg and mark your new territory.

Sounds fair to me. Also, howl when you don't get your way and claw her panty hose into shreddle.

You also might want to consider chewing her shoes and phone charger cords.

Aww .. “come here little puppy … Rollover and let blondey rub your belly “

What is wrong with that ???

Now that, I could really go for.

Humm puppies are sweeter then most people so that might be a good compliment.

When someone calls you puppy, it is said as a good thing, that you are cute, small, and cuddly, like a puppy.

Now if they call ya a dog~~~ well they could be saying that one is dirty, or unfaithful, or a skirt-chaser..

Humm so see puppy is not that bad..

I wonder if Rock complimented her puppies ?

He may have hush puppies over his eyes, but can still smell a good deal from afar ... so yeah he rolled over !

My thought was along this line, but more saying that he is a puppy meaning that one day when he grows up he will be a dog. So basically a dog in training?...lol

As Men even Woman's have the right to Freedom of Speech and yes it's natural that they talk too less..

CTP: It's ok if they are calling with any respectful name. As I'm habitual of listening to more variety of innovative words...

Inquiring minds want to know, did ya poop on her floor or not?

At the very least, did you mark any trees?

hahaha Mike check behind the firewood stack

Did you drop your lighter ova their...

Some people's children huh

If she called me a puppy I'd bark like a dog haha, if she continued I'd have no problems pooping on her bed lol