Jane, working for a $ex magazine, went to Africa to interview a wild man called, "Tarzan".
After much searching and money passing hands, she was able to meet him.
Getting straight to the point she asked him what he did for $ex.
He explained that he would find a tree with a hole in it and use that to satisfy his needs.
During the interview, Jane became aroused, with talking about $ex and began to loosen her clothes.
Tarzan watched with interest.
Jane, pointing down to her genital area, asked Tarzan if he would like to try the real thing.
Tarzan replied instantly in the affirmative.
Jane stripped off and lay down on the ground in front of Tarzan, with her legs spread wide.
Tarzan approached in front of her and without any hesitation, kicked Jane, in her groin area, a mighty kick.
Jane rolled over, holding herself, in a certain amount of pain and asked, "What in hell did you do that for?"
Tarzan replied, "Just checking for wasps."
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