Please, read my profile and look at all my pics because in one pic, it was like magic when, all of a sudden, the exact details so succinctly describing the girl of my dreams, who I dream about every night, the local girl I’d love to meet just suddenly popped outa my head in a thought bubble and it was magical

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Seriously? 66 years old (minimum!) with a picture of yourself taking a bath? Just when I thought I've seen everything here.