Show up naked ( plus or minus beer )

Wondering if men have any idea how to please a woman ( excluding sexual performance )

Hmmm, not pleased.
Showing up naked is a mere distraction, the beer is nice touch though!

Show up with a Bergdorffs credit card.

you wouldn’t be happy if Leah turned up naked with beer .. Pinocchio

i don’t think we have those in NZ .. what am I missing out on

Show up naked with a bouquet of bacon?

i was thinking showing up naked, without sex, not pleasing - distracting.
If Leah showed up naked with a beer, I'd be so happy I'd need a new zipper on my pants!

is the bouquet for you or her rock

Her of course.

Suck his finger rub his back ... that never fails to keep me in good spirits

And I'd do the same for ... keeps her happy and pleased ... and I'm still in good spirits !!!!

I have no idea how to please a man. Good luck to women.

I have no idea either or I wouldnt be here

Tell him his penis is Triple A (No...not the battery)

More to the point, how does a man really please a woman?

Based on 99.9% of the women on this site being frauds/fakes/scammers just showing up would be pleasing.

Don't need the naked unless you are trying to distract him from something.

Being honest would be refreshing also instead of all the plastic yoga pants Barbies running around.

That's a good start! Throw in some loyalty and peace and that is how simple we really are.

As for pleasing a woman... they don't know what they want - so how the hell are we supposed to know?