The funniest thing happened. I was offered a free Fleshlight, and I kinda had to take it… it’s part of getting back into reviewing again. 🤷‍♀️

So it comes and the box is huge.

Now the real question is… how exactly is a woman supposed to review it?

Perhaps the point is to get female feedback about how closely the product simulates real anatomy? How real it looks, or how real it feels when touched.

I'm thinking I need to become a product reviewer.

It's a big box, you definitely need to fly over here, because while the Fleshlight doubles as a telescope for star-gazing, I need a real partner to help me explore the night sky up close. (joking for those that think what a wh*re )

Thinking... the garden has had enough water for now!
It's been chucking it down all day. Cats can't go out and I just got soaking wet from cycling 400 meters to the supermarket and 400 back!
Wearing a woolly hat to keep my hair dry and my thick winter jacket which is water resistant.
Totally insane at this time a year. I cannot recall ever having this weather in May before.

Then had to scoop a ton of moss out of the garage's gutter as it was clogged by it. Took me 10 mins.

My jeans soaked, can almost wring out my winter jacket and my woolly hat.
Thursday we're going to get more rain...
I worked so hard on a new section of my garden, at this rate it's all going to chit!

I'm thinking I don't need a telescope to appreciate Gia's smile and humor.

And to think, it all started with my cheeky post… thank you for the compliment. 🥰

I'm thinking it's high time I did some lurking

I'm thinking that I love you more everyday

Thinking who is Merry referring to ....surely not her cat ???

Hey

Hopefully the squirrels get some of the food I tossed out today!

Thinking those ribs better turn out good , otherwise I may have to starve come supper time !!'

Shopping today

Should I mow the lawn...or go fishing

Thinking... it's been a while since I was last here.
The site logged me out and having seen a plethora of x-rated topics on the board I couldn't be bothered to look up my login password.
Today I decided to have a look around :)
Seems the content is back to normal.

Thinking... the discovery that well insulated homes not only keep a house warm during winter but also very hot during summer, is correct!

Right now it is 28C and it's not even the hottest time a day.
It NEVER got that hot before I got cavity wall insulation. 26C used to be max.

Thinking it's good to see some familiar and sexy women posting again ... you know who you are !!!!

.... Yeah you're right Slim. Where the ladies at

Me's thinking it's about time to go to bed again. Beginning to get really sleepy... zzzzzzz

Thinking it's time to start playing my guitar again... (I just need to replace one string that was so kind as to snap on me)