Sure, just no icecream, it sticks to my fur.

You're gonna have to scratch my back.

Careful I have claws (didn't you read the packaging?)

Go up and get my right shoulder....

Hey my fur matches your night gown, he says as he uses all four paws on her right shoulder like a cat trying to make a comfortable bed.

Cuddle and snuggle

Read to him from the BIBLE until he falls asleep...then leave him there while I go to the couch and play in these forums until I fall asleep.

Nuggle and scuddle

throw the handcuffs on those two above me and close the door...

Wait... Why would we both be in your room? I don't think that's how this works. But... I would make a temporary, shaky peace agreement and figure out a plan to escape and then make you regret the decision. Because , even though we disagree a LOT, I still feel like he's pretty smart and together, we could figure out something...

Why do I keep finding you in my bed? I'm beginning to wonder about your Christian faith, and where did those handcuffs come from?

Hahaha let me tell you about my faith....since you seemed to question it. :::proceeding to spend the next 5 hours or so, telling you what I believe::: oh and the handcuffs? I kept them in case you try to run away, mid-conversation about the Bible.

Watch Two and a half men reruns..

Did you bring a bible into my bedroom?('cause I don't think I have 1(there of course )).

Sneaks in, and grabs some ear plugs and some glasses with open eyes painted on and puts them on. Then climbs into bed.
Time for sleep, I guess.

Take my handcuffs back I was looking everywhere for them and tucks in Chqinitout. Sweet dreams.

Hay wait a minute, I'm not that tired...we could still use the handcuffs.

Ask him to get out bed, the sheets need to be washed after all this time.

throw an extra blanket on her and let her sleep.

Tell him "you're on my side..."

I'd cuddle