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Topic: Why are you here?

OldCoot

Sat 02/07/26 01:28 AM

Thx fer the marbles Tex.

You gals are lucky.
The second I start posting about waving my wand around the cops will show up & take my profile to the gulag.
(Not that FishingMan ever waved his wand at anybody in the first place.) tongue2

OldCoot

Sat 02/07/26 01:33 AM

Well, that's weird.
My last post shows up if I try to re-post it but not if I just try to see the end of the thread.

Zee

Sat 02/07/26 02:23 PM

I'm here cuz I forgot my car keys in my other jacket slaphead

OMG.. Coot broke the forum tears

Zee

Sat 02/07/26 02:24 PM

annnndddd.. we lost page 21.. OMG what HAVE you done Coot what

Zee

Sat 02/07/26 02:25 PM

got my wand workin agin bigsmile

POOF

OldCoot

Sat 02/07/26 05:27 PM

got my wand workin agin bigsmile

POOF

Goood, now hop the border and get mine werkin' agin.
rofl

See, this is what happens if you give an OldCoot an inch.
Next he wants the whole dayum ruler.
whoa

Zee

Sun 02/08/26 06:10 AM

Goood, now hop the border and get mine werkin' agin.
rofl

like I'd navigate all that road ice

Edited by Zee on Sun 02/08/26 06:11 AM

OldCoot

Tue 02/10/26 03:33 AM

Goood, now hop the border and get mine werkin' agin.
rofl

like I'd navigate all that road ice

I have about 30 comebacks for this and everyone of them would end with me hated across the board and dayumed to burn in hail for eternity.

Zee

Tue 02/10/26 07:12 AM

glad ya kept'em to yerself ya ol'coot! tongue2

I'm here cuz SOMEone forgot ta close the front door and the animals escaped the looney bin grumble

OldCoot

Tue 02/10/26 08:10 AM

glad ya kept'em to yerself ya ol'coot! tongue2

I'm here cuz SOMEone forgot ta close the front door and the animals escaped the looney bin grumble

SOMEone?
You already confessed to leaving yer keys in yer other jacket.
No way you get to blame SOMEone else for not locking the door.

You ain't the only one that's willing to hold power to account.
Now BURN feet, BURN, while I hold herz to the fire.
pitchfork

Edited by OldCoot on Tue 02/10/26 08:13 AM

Zee

Tue 02/10/26 03:25 PM

HA.. Like I'd confess to you ya ol'coot!
I may have left ma keys in my other jacket but I DID close the dang door.. someone ELSE left it a-jar so THERE tongue2

thou dost protest too much'n pointith the digit too quickly methinks

Rossy Bright

Tue 02/10/26 04:12 PM

To find my soulmate

Rossy Bright

Tue 02/10/26 04:13 PM

yes we are indeed lucky

Zee

Wed 02/11/26 07:20 AM

I'm here cuz someone locked me in last night and I had to sleep on the couch in the pub grumble

mind you.. breaky tastes so much better when someone else makes it bigsmile

oh wait.. that was the dream I had last night slaphead

Linn

Wed 02/11/26 07:28 AM

Hello ,can we get to know each other?

OldCoot

Wed 02/11/26 08:24 AM

Hello ,can we get to know each other?

Sure.
Post yer;
Name
Address
Phone number(s)
eMail address & password
Bank routing & account numbers
Place of employment & work photo ID
Gummint ID with photo
Mother's & Father's 1st names
Favorite pet's name
The secret you've never told ANYONE before
Nudes of past boyfriends/girlfriends

After uploading, the Central Party Admissions Committee will review your information & decide how much we like you & if you will be invited to join.
rofl

In case you thought I was serious, DO NOT really do that stuff.

Edited by OldCoot on Wed 02/11/26 08:26 AM

Zee

Wed 02/11/26 11:07 AM

no chit sherlock..

problem is.. some may THINK you were serious whoa

OldCoot

Wed 02/11/26 02:50 PM

no chit sherlock..

problem is.. some may THINK you were serious whoa

Hence the high-alert RED text.

Trust me, after that 2-hour conversation I read back to you, I KNOW there are people on here clueless enough to actually follow through with that.

Edited by OldCoot on Wed 02/11/26 02:53 PM