He decides to try it and steps on to the machine and inserts 50cents.
"You weigh 14 stone and you're going to fart" says the machine.
He laughs as he steps off the machine when, brrrrrrmp!
Amazed at this he steps back on to the machine and puts in another 50c.
"You weigh 14 stone and you're going to fart" says the machine.
Determined this will not happen he slowly steps off the machine when, brrrrrmp!
This time he decides this will not happen again as he steps back on to the machine and inserts 50c.
"You weigh 14 stone and you're going to fart" says the machine.
He clenches his buttocks as he gingerly steps down from the machine and then, brrrrrmp!
In absolute disbelief he decides to try once more and steps back on to the machine and inserts 50c.
The machine says, "You weigh 14 stone and you have been farting about that much on the station here that you have missed your train"
Edited by
Duttoneer
on Thu 01/18/24 01:33 AM
🤣🤣 
