Topic: Once upon a time on a Jumbo Jet.
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Duttoneer

Sun 01/28/24 11:24 AM


This attractive Irish girl was going away on holiday on board a 747 Jumbo Jet.

She had settled down in her seat and was enjoying the flight when there was an announcement.

This is your Captain speaking, we regret to advise one of our engines have failed, no cause for alarm we will continue on the other 3 engines but we will arrive 3 hours late.

She turned to the guy sat next to her and said, begorra 3 hours late on arrival.

About an hour later there was another announcement.

This is your Captain speaking, we are very sorry but another engine has failed, however, we can continue with 2 engines but this will mean we arrive 4 hours late.

The young woman was concerned, and said to the guy next to her, begorra! now we are 4 hours late in arriving.

Another hour passed when there was yet another announcement.

This is your captain speaking, we are very, very sorry to inform you another engine has failed, but this is a 747 we can continue on the remaining engine, but we shall be 6 hours late in arriving at our destination.

The young woman was very concerned on hearing this and turning to the guy sat next to her said. Bejesus! I hope the last engine doesn't fail or we will be up here all day.
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Sun 01/28/24 12:01 PM

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