Make up a lie....a story....a fictitious narrative about how you and another community member met.

In fact, I guess, the citizen doesn't have to be real.

I am just going to start (in the first comment) with someone I've known the longest *who is still around*.

Stormy,

Doing that charity work for LNFMS (Lesbian Nuns For the Metric System) in that Conservative Church of England Loyalist, Protestant District..........we sure had our work cut out for us!!!

Crystal, you are probably next.

Crystal,

Did you ever think that while I was (trying) to gracefully ride my bike past you in Utrecht....while you were asking everyone how they were doing and what they were thinking (depending on the Zodiac)....

.......that Tom4U would be there asking about the weather and Catinidaho would be quietly observing?

RockGnome

I roofied his cherry Coke,
and stole his wallet.

I had been on 3 dates before that and said, "Forget this! I am just going to hang with The Bros".

It was actually a better time.