So i was on a date with this fine lass. She didnt finish her entire meal as she was into that portion control stuff. i thought that was neat. we payed for the meal and then the waiter came back to our table, looked at her plate and said would you like a box for that meal? She said nah, but i will wrestle you for it. keeper.

Funny .

What’s about 12” long and slippery?

A slipper.

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