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Charles

Tue 10/01/24 11:45 PM

Well it got stuck in my throats and I couldn't turn my head until Monday....LOL.... :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

Unknow

Tue 10/01/24 11:53 PM

Moral of the joke.
Don't intake anything without knowing It's outcome heritage..
It almost skipped Saturday Sunday..

Viagara viagara 🤣🤣🤣

Edited by Unknow on Tue 10/01/24 11:55 PM

Farid

Wed 10/02/24 05:54 AM

It must have been a hard pill to swallow, and caused you a stiff neck.

Edited by Farid on Wed 10/02/24 06:02 AM

JulieABush

Wed 10/02/24 03:12 PM

Well it got stuck in my throats and I couldn't turn my head until Monday....LOL.... :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

Ah…you only have one throat and you said throats.

Brad

Fri 10/04/24 12:47 AM

Haha. You didn’t have to do him like that Julie

Unknow

Fri 10/04/24 01:07 AM

Well it got stuck in my throats and I couldn't turn my head until Monday....LOL.... :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

HAHA Thats a cute joke.

JulieABush

Fri 10/04/24 03:25 AM

Haha. You didn’t have to do him like that Julie

Well Charles I guess I have to apologize…sorry (happy now Brad. After all the jokes on him).

sonofrangi

Fri 10/04/24 11:52 AM

🤣🤣🤣....must've been a hard headed man...one needs to soften up a bit 🤣🤣🤣

Edited by sonofrangi on Fri 10/04/24 11:54 AM

Marg

Tue 04/14/26 09:44 PM

Ha ha ha....Ya Got him there....Lolzz.....

Slim gym

Thu 04/16/26 06:41 PM

Well it got stuck in my throats and I couldn't turn my head until Monday....LOL.... :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

Yeah been there done that , and all I got was a stiff neck !!!

Marg

Mon 04/20/26 09:46 AM

Well it got stuck in my throats and I couldn't turn my head until Monday....LOL.... :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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Do it again on Tuesday...maybe it will just get stuck in "One throat"... and make sure it's not yours lolzzzz.... rofl

Marg

Mon 04/20/26 09:53 AM

Well it got stuck in my throats and I couldn't turn my head until Monday....LOL.... :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

Yeah been there done that , and all I got was a stiff neck !!!

A good consequence so you can go to a Sauna and maybe there...you get lucky :wink:

Marg

Mon 04/20/26 09:56 AM

Moral of the joke.
Don't intake anything without knowing It's outcome heritage..
It almost skipped Saturday Sunday..

Viagara viagara 🤣🤣🤣

He definitely knew the outcome... and "That Was It" ohwell

Slim gym

Mon 04/20/26 12:36 PM

Moral of the joke.
Don't intake anything without knowing It's outcome heritage..
It almost skipped Saturday Sunday..

Viagara viagara 🤣🤣🤣

He definitely knew the outcome... and "That Was It" ohwell

One time I took two , cause there were supposed to be three ladies coming over at decent intervals... None of the wenches showed up , and my arm ended up in a sling for a week!!!

Marg

Tue 04/21/26 06:26 AM

Moral of the joke.
Don't intake anything without knowing It's outcome heritage..
It almost skipped Saturday Sunday..

Viagara viagara 🤣🤣🤣

He definitely knew the outcome... and "That Was It" ohwell

One time I took two , cause there were supposed to be three ladies coming over at decent intervals... None of the wenches showed up , and my arm ended up in a sling for a week!!!

Well it seems your brain was asleep during that time... Why would you even take 2 when you hadn't seen any proof of life yet...Also... were you sure it was only your arm that needed a sling???? noway

Slim gym

Tue 04/21/26 10:19 AM

Moral of the joke.
Don't intake anything without knowing It's outcome heritage..
It almost skipped Saturday Sunday..

Viagara viagara 🤣🤣🤣

He definitely knew the outcome... and "That Was It" ohwell

One time I took two , cause there were supposed to be three ladies coming over at decent intervals... None of the wenches showed up , and my arm ended up in a sling for a week!!!

Oh yeah it was only my arm that needed the sling....coz I had to deal with the problem caused by those women not showing up....and I was well and ready for the.. Next time I will wait for them to show , before I get all primed and ready, you live and learn huh !! rofl

Marg

Mon 04/27/26 05:17 AM

Moral of the joke.
Don't intake anything without knowing It's outcome heritage..
It almost skipped Saturday Sunday..

Viagara viagara 🤣🤣🤣

He definitely knew the outcome... and "That Was It" ohwell

I guess you've lived long enough to learn...anyhow, Life is an Every Day learning...We need to get whacked sometimes to wake our sleepy brain... slaphead