So the year before last, knowing that kids get way too much sugar in their diets, I handed out some nice mashed potatoes to the kiddies. And not one of those little snots said thank you.

Last year I gave out some lovingly prepared scrambled eggs. And still not one word of thanks.

This year I'm thinking those little cocktail weenies with toothpicks will do the trick for trick or treat.

What about handing out business cards of the local dentist?

Or toothbrushes???

Growing up I remember getting popcorn balls and pennies or the occasional $1.

Wouldn't Easter be a more appropriate time for scrambled eggs... especially if the varmints have to scramble to find 'em?

Id would have loved it, maybe you should have given them to me instead. :)
Maybe it wasnt fun enough?

what do you want for Christmas and Halloween

Every year I write a letter to Santa and ask him to bring me a Ferrari. And every year that nit wit brings me the same thing, socks and underwear.