Or should I say she once had me?

Surely there is still such a thing as love without struggle

Sure is! Good luck in your search.

Pfffft.
If it were easy, you wouldn't want it.

Spoken like a woman.

Guys, not all but most - the easier the better.
No games, no pretending to be virtuous, just bada-boom, bada-bing, wham-bam-thank you ma'am, call me again if you need some more.
Sad, but true 95% of the time, no less.

What makes it 100% is if the woman is so far out of your league it could never happen.
Then you'll do whatever she asks & no quarter expected.

Except me, because I'm "special" - somebody no name revealed, dropped me on my head & ever since I've stubbornly demanded there be true love involved first.
Prolly explains why I'm celibate.

Better to have good Norwegian wood.