I'm down with that.. BBQ's over by the hottub.. ya won't get underfoot of my construction work..

there's always free beer... ya have to cook the burgers first tho.. throw in some sausages and a few steaks while yer at it along with some chicken and shrimp.. I get real hungry when I'm constructing 🥩

you were doing great until yer last sentence *Zee nails up a poster at the front door* SLIM BANNED ON SUNDAYS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE..

busy week ahead.. have a great evening y'all

morning all.. happy Tuesday


hi ho hi ho.. got lotsa stuff ta do..

Was about to go into this Pub , when I saw this obviously hastily prepared sign , filled with someone screaming Slim's name and something about a ban....I like when women scream my name btw....so I went around to the backdoor , and yeah some women like the backdoor, which was wide open as usual.....and fixed myself a drink ....and another one just for the courage to rip of that cruel notice nailed to the front door.....well lucky the Pub owner knew what she was doing , it was nailed solid.....so I threw the rest of my drink at the sign and headed home ....

just be happy today's not Sunday Slim.. maybe some eye glasses would help so ya can read the sign PROPERly..

Just be happy Slim takes time out of his day to visit this outta the way Pub...and drinks the drinks .....before they get potent or stale ....
ALSO Sundays come after Saturday night drinking and gambling , so a big brunch is always appreciated ....and is crucial for Slim to survive the week.....so try to understand his disappointment when that Brunch kinda gets buried in excuses ....for no good reasons ....the sky was falling is not acceptable either

then it's a good job yer not the owner huh..


speaking of getting buried.. there's some room under the back patio for another body.. just sayin

busy day.. hope everyone enjoyed it..

Did someone say, "free beer"?

OHHHHHHHH HELLLL NO YOU DID NOT GO THERE.

So you are one of those with the Small Mind Set that Women belong in the Kitchen???

Boy you are digging that grave even deeper..

But until you start bringing to the Table what the Women in here have.. Your Brunch and Breakfast days just ended..

Humm so you must be one of those men that once you get home you expect someone else to do all the work while you sit there and snap your fingers..

mornin Dave
yup.. free beer

that's gotta make everyone happy

anywho.. happy Wednesday folks.. hi ho hi ho it's back at it I go

Slim.. you just pizzed off the wrong midget.. I'd suggest running as fast as you can and be afraid.. be VERY afraid




sorry about the 'short' comment gf..

Don't need a place to Bury them I work across the street from a Cremation Place

There's water dripping from the ceiling in the men's restroom

And salted peanuts, so you have an excuse to drink more free beer.

awesome.. that'll come in handy moving forward

thanks for letting me know Sir.. MO.. can ya at least fix the leak??? or do I have ta do EVERYthing round here

not sure where ya got the salted peanuts from.. I only buy unsalted..

while all that talk about burying poor Slim, may be good to relieve all that stress some ladies seem to be under , keep in mind Slim is past 70 ....so really does not give a rat.s azz.... sorry ladies !!

And yup Slim is on the hunt for a younger and traditional kinda gal ....he is absolutely done with the free independent Boss babes...and especially liberal women.....again , sorry ladies ....


" some besties have matching tatoos, but some also have matching mental issues".....