ok that's it.. look at my profile and rip away, this should be brilliant.......

will i ever become a sex god?

You promised teeth shavings.....

for 3 easy payments of 99.99 you can join my course on how to be a sex god...sign up sheet is at the door. must bring your own tools. once you have completed the course and passed all tests...you will be given a certificate of sexual godliness. but wait, dont order yet, if you sign up now in the next 10 minutes, i will throw in a set of golden balls.

Madam after reading these posts you have just earned the Queen of JSH!!!!

well....i see you have a long love line...oops that wasnt your hand was it...well...im in love now!

OH MY GOD MADAM Mirror spoke.. I can't remember the last time he spoke.. You are not just fortune teller but a healer as well..

sweet do the golden balls come with a yagermeister carring case or just a lame ass plastic bag.

I YOU. Do you me ?

will my god quit farting today

if you want the case, you will have to enroll in my how to shave a peach class.

Gee Madam~

Thought those kinky nudies I sent you of myself covered the fees....

i guess madam is scared i may cry...well maybe a little...not trust me i can handle it...even if the words turd, monkey, sasqauch, wooded table and a bucket for puke comes up

AMEN!!!


yes my child...im a healer. i have many many talents...some are greater than others. i laid my hands (we will just say hands to be nice) upon him and he was HEALED! can i get an AMEN?

From the photos I got back its not all they covered...sry wrong forum...LOL

gonna go work on my tin foil ball now...