If you were contacted by an advanced alien civilization, what questions would you have for them?

Can I come visit?

Are you friend or foe?

Are you real?

do you own a Cookbook?

no reason to assume they would be friendly!
Case in point,The European Colonial Powers!

If you're looking for trouble
You came to the right place...

When it comes to relgion and science, what kind of questions would you have? I'd wanna known about they thought about how we conduct ourselves has humans and how we treat our planet. I should've put that in my intial post.

My first question would be; "If you're from an advanced alien race, why in the universe do you want to talk to humans?"

'What's a nice alien like you doing in a dump like this?'

Or

'Mind if look under the hood?'

Where are the hot alien women?

"What the f*** do you want?"

do you have a visa ?

Based on almost every alien movie I’ve seen, standard operating procedure would be to demand to be taken to their leader. No?

Since you humans are asking questions . . .


Answer: My home world blew up. Sorry.


Answer: Which answer will get me a meal?


Answer: For you, Cutie, I can be.


Answer: Of course I do.



Answer: What choice do I have? My cell phone service doesn't permit me to make interplanetary calls.


Answer: I keep asking myself the same thing.


Answer: Go ahead. While you are at it, see if you can repair the engine.


Answer: The last that I saw them, they were landing on planet Venus, where the surface temperature is 462 °C/ 863 °F. I kept telling them that they needed to land on Earth instead of Venus, but being women, they just had to do the opposite of what I told them to do.


Answer: Lunch.


Answer: No. I have American Express.

Can you do the dance craze gangnam style?

Well.. considering the lame economy moment, in particular here in Italy l'd say......arms up, it's a robbery

Do you pee out of that too?

We Don't Need No Stinkin' Visa!!!!!

To quote Shwartenhagar (The Famous actor)

"Who is your dady and what does he do?"

Pull my finger?