Well, if you humans make us Melmacians look like geniuses in comparison, and if we Melmacians are stupid, then what does that make you humans?

Family Guy?

Roger Smith is a character on American Dad!.

So you do watch American TV.

Do you think that American Dad is a modern verson of Alf?

do you deny this was you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxyHOabwwGA

Look, I realize that we Melmacians all look alike to you humans, but I would hope that at least one human could tell me apart from my cousin Gordon. Sure, he and I have had music jams together - which are included in video - but that was Gordon, instead of me, holding the cucumber.

Can you shape shift ?
{eyebrows going up and down}

Have you meet Ben10?

((( )))

Do aliens like pizza?

Not if the pizza is Pizza the Hut.




No, but I have encountered Liquid Plumber.


Sure. I just do as you humans do. I consume more calories than I burn, and I fail to get enough exercise. Eventually, my body shifts into the shape of a couch potato. It is a new thing for us Melmacians, but you humans seem to be experts at it.

Have you ever been mistaken for something else like a mop or a strang dog?

Questions and answers are almost to funny around here... Lol!!!! Laughing hysterically!!! Do aliens laugh hysterically too???... Lol!!! Lots of great life forms.

Did you make it to your alpo meeting??? I heard you was asked to be guest speaker.

Oh, sure, just as you humans are occasionally mistaken for intelligent creatures.



That trip was a waste of my time. I was ejected from the meeting as soon as I asked if Alpo came in a "cat" flavor. I didn't mind leaving, because that place was going to the dogs.


They do when they meet humans for the first time.

What do you think about Marvin the Martian

Marvin hasn't spoken to me since the time I held him upside down by his feet and used him as a shoe brush.

Now, whenever he sees me, all he does is look at me like this:

Where is my gift?

Will my pokeball catch the alien? After all, gotta catch them all.

*Do you study or work ?

*How old you can get?

*In your planet are there any union trades? Strikes?