You want fries with that?

Why are you in my attic?

I saw a cat go in there.


Will they make the cat taste better?

Do fleas catch you is the better way way to ask my question I believe.

Are fleas now trying to collect the bounty on me? ...err... Never mind.

Do aliens think that earth girls are easy? An old 80s movie said that.

We r self destructive and we destroy everything around us do we deserve to continue as a race... Because we r dead last

could you put that in the Singular?

What's a good pick up line for alien girls???

i would just ask them to take me to another planet, with about 20 people of my choice... mostly women,of course, and the guys would have to be uglier than me...

Can you use the force?

Would you be willing to set up a trade route with earth in it? I would be happy to be your main contact.

The Men In Black are already doing that. Submit your application to them.


Answer: "You want fries with that?"



On the advice of my attorney, I decline to answer any questions pertaining to human females.



The "Force" is purely the stuff of Hollywood imagination.
We use the Schwartz instead.

Schwartz! Are you a from planet Spaceball?

Take me with you ?
There is no intelligent life on this planet !

Spaceball? It would be ludicrous of me to live there.


That place sucks.


We space adventurers have a saying about Spaceball:
If Spaceballs move into your neighborhood, then there goes the neighborhood.



Spaceball is so Skroob'd up



that cats and mawgs there live together.

That is why we Melmacians are settling on planet Earth.
You humans make us Melmacians look like geniuses in comparison.

Melmacians are stupid.

Do you know Roger Smith from Family Guy?