.. this is a little gross.. so any women out there interested in me..
. stop reading this NOW.....:
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... when I was about 17... my best friend. then and myself... took two girls up to the lake for a bit of camping.... and drinking.... after a night of drinking and laughing so hard we were crying.... we took our dates to our separate tents...
.. I guess my date had a little too much to drink...
.. now you have to picture my date as a very.. let's say the preacher's daughter type...
... halfway through that very intense you know . whatting.
.. she let out a very loud and smelly ( shart.)..... the look on her face and the look on my face.... must have been priceless... neither one of us knowing what to do next....
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... now whenever I run into that old friend of mine...
.. he always reminds me... of the time... I literally...F.... the shart.. out of a girl.
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....shart...is. a cross between... A s*** and a fart....
Edited by
no1phD
on Mon 04/07/14 11:48 AM