Strange,Bizarre or funny comments said before,jurying or after sex
by you or to you.

I'll start:

Once said to me after I asked if she likes my thingy.
Reply: "0f cource if it wasn't any good you wouldn't have brought it.

Why would you ask her that? Lol

Lol..Truth,most comment & if they don't I guess I got fishing
for compliments, its a survey that's been ongoing for 30 years
Why do ya want to survey? Lol jk.

Lol haha, my ex use to talk about his ex right before sex, big fat turn off

Ouch..yeah I guess so.

On a one night stand years ago,she asked me my name after sex
And I hesitantly answered: Wwwhy! Lol

She asked me in the livingroom for $10 bucks for travel I think it was for or drinks latter for when she would leave and I said sure.
Then she asked me to the bedroom much to my surprise and said
"that's why I came here.
As we striped and I was dealing with the forwardness of stranger
sex she asked me for the $10 just before the act.
I said you sure no how to kill the 'mood' don't you! She replied "yep" and I stood up naked and gave her 10 bucks out of my jeans.
afterwards she wiped off her chest with a towel and said " oh,there goes a Lawyer" I Laughed my head off,that was a pretty good one.

Only in Canada..lol

Lol right on.
And that was you or him saying that? Him I hope.lol

.. oh dang it.. I was all set with boardroom jokes..
. son of a *****.
. now people when you're going to say boardroom... when a brother gets here.
. he at least expect to find..
. a hot secretary hanging around..
. there goes my whole next 15 minutes..

I had to check my spelling there *scraches head* ok boardroom then.
*scratches head again and says to self; what's a boardroom? must be for checkhers & chest*

"NEXT"....

I once accidently said "You know you look good in the dark" Was not exactly what I meant, it came out that way

...
my bad still got work on the brain...
.. and I'm not wearing my glasses.. which reminds me..wtf.. did i do with my glasses..lmao
..

you were sexing a crying dude for an hour?

lol

Or W(who)TF did you do without the glasses

.. company secrets and all that you know...lol.. telling would put me in breach of my contract...lol

TB..lol

I meant to say something like- "You look absolutely magical in the moonlight" or some such nonsense. Without my glasses, they all look good.

@Blondey and more moe