Topic: Crazy chit women say and do!!!!!!
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bashajones

Fri 01/23/15 09:13 PM





I like to lean in really close to offer a lollipop kiss....


Then *whisper*..."Sucker"....heehee
Not nice bash!:laughing:


Heehee.....:tongue:
pfft men are so difficult to please .. Not only do they want a sane girl but someone nice as well .. Lmao


Well, they better not expect sober, too....laugh

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CremeBrulee

Fri 01/23/15 09:28 PM


They're all mad at the end of the day! Chop their man up? Blame it on their PMT. Cut his dick off? It was the PMS that made them do it? I'm waiting on them getting MTV, BBC, SKY TV, these abbreviations are all the f*****g same to me!! Excuses for everything? laugh laugh laugh laugh


rofl rofl

And more abbreviations to come too....
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CremeBrulee

Fri 01/23/15 09:31 PM


Oh.....and how about when during an argument women can bring up something the man did five years ago. For example....

Man: (Arguing) You are being unreasonable. I had to work late.

Woman: (Arguing) But you promised.....

Man: And I apologized......

Woman: Just like five years ago when you promised me you'd fix that leaky faucet you NEVER got around too.

Man: WTF??????? That has nothing to do with what is happening now...

Woman: Yes it does. You just don't love me.

Man: frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated


laugh laugh


But you just don't love her....bigsmile
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bashajones

Fri 01/23/15 09:32 PM



They're all mad at the end of the day! Chop their man up? Blame it on their PMT. Cut his dick off? It was the PMS that made them do it? I'm waiting on them getting MTV, BBC, SKY TV, these abbreviations are all the f*****g same to me!! Excuses for everything? laugh laugh laugh laugh


rofl rofl

And more abbreviations to come too....


He's asking for a K in the A, right?...laugh
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CremeBrulee

Fri 01/23/15 09:33 PM



Tell me some crazy chit women say and do!!!:laughing: :angel:






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Nice one Bambi!!!
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CremeBrulee

Fri 01/23/15 09:36 PM




They're all mad at the end of the day! Chop their man up? Blame it on their PMT. Cut his dick off? It was the PMS that made them do it? I'm waiting on them getting MTV, BBC, SKY TV, these abbreviations are all the f*****g same to me!! Excuses for everything? laugh laugh laugh laugh


rofl rofl

And more abbreviations to come too....


He's asking for a K in the A, right?...laugh


I bring the spiked boots?????? pitchfork
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jacktrades

Fri 01/23/15 11:47 PM

When you ask "is it okay if we just stay home and maybe watch a movie and get a pizza" and they say" oh sure I love to lounge around the house", then the next day they are quiet and you ask whats wrong and they say" we never go anywhere".frustrated
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messi_is_a_tim_1888

Sat 01/24/15 12:33 AM




Tell me some crazy chit women say and do!!!:laughing: :angel:



When she said ''if you ever stick your **** in another womans **** I will chop it off '' surprised
I don't see anything crazy about being forewarned .. . If you are foolish enough to break her trust you deserve to be disembowelled .. Consider yourself lucky .. It could be worse. :-)
Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, Fox, you better watch this one mate? laugh laugh laugh
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dnewnew

Sat 01/24/15 03:30 AM

Crazy chit women say: "Online dating might be a good way to meet someone"

Crazy chit women do: Post a profile on this site.
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Dodo_David

Sat 01/24/15 04:04 AM




Tell me some crazy chit women say and do!!!:laughing: :angel:






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Nice one Bambi!!!


That doe is Fawn Cervidae, the actress. Bambi is her father.
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Goofball73

Sat 01/24/15 06:00 AM



Oh.....and how about when during an argument women can bring up something the man did five years ago. For example....

Man: (Arguing) You are being unreasonable. I had to work late.

Woman: (Arguing) But you promised.....

Man: And I apologized......

Woman: Just like five years ago when you promised me you'd fix that leaky faucet you NEVER got around too.

Man: WTF??????? That has nothing to do with what is happening now...

Woman: Yes it does. You just don't love me.

Man: frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated


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Me thinking you should keep your promises and .. don't be so envious of our good memories!!! Surely you got other qualities yourself? Fixing faucets maybe?
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Love you, Goof, just taking the mickey flowerforyou


My fixing faucet abilities are to die for. :wink: laugh
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Leigh2154

Sat 01/24/15 06:11 AM


Tell me some crazy chit women say and do!!!:laughing: :angel:


waving Hey WaterSign....Must give credit where credit is due...You sure know how to bring out the best of the best!!:wink:

@Goof...My faucet is dripping...ping, ping, ping....:tongue:
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Awatersign

Sat 01/24/15 07:09 AM



Tell me some crazy chit women say and do!!!:laughing: :angel:


waving Hey WaterSign....Must give credit where credit is due...You sure know how to bring out the best of the best!!:wink:

@Goof...My faucet is dripping...ping, ping, ping....:tongue:
:laughing: drinker
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Beachfarmer

Sat 01/24/15 09:20 AM

Lorena Bobbit

noway Nuff said?
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Leigh2154

Sat 01/24/15 09:28 AM


Lorena Bobbit

noway Nuff said?


And you sure know how to let the air out of the balloon, in your best soprano C4 range...grumble
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Beachfarmer

Sat 01/24/15 09:45 AM



Lorena Bobbit

noway Nuff said?


And you sure know how to let the air out of the balloon, in your best soprano C4 range...grumble


My GOSH!!! Yah "Mezzo" like Beverly Sills.
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SparklingCrystal 💖💎

Sat 01/24/15 09:49 AM


When you ask "is it okay if we just stay home and maybe watch a movie and get a pizza" and they say" oh sure I love to lounge around the house", then the next day they are quiet and you ask whats wrong and they say" we never go anywhere".frustrated

So this scenario, you really really feel like staying in.. what would you do if she said: "Nah, I feel like going out and dance / go crazy / have fun!"?
And she wants this with you...
Seriously asking ... What then?
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You all seem to want us to be more direct and open, but can you - and are you willing to - handle the consequences of that? How would you handle them?
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Edited by SparklingCrystal 💖💎 on Sat 01/24/15 09:51 AM
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Leigh2154

Sat 01/24/15 09:51 AM




Lorena Bobbit

noway Nuff said?


And you sure know how to let the air out of the balloon, in your best soprano C4 range...grumble


My GOSH!!! Yah "Mezzo" like Beverly Sills.


Bite me...







































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Beachfarmer

Sat 01/24/15 10:22 AM

rofl rofl rofl
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joethebricky

Sat 01/24/15 11:46 AM

I've got nothing to wearnoway