...lol...
...on second thought I think I will take those "special" hazy memories to the grave...yup...
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that is not playing it fair
...lol...
...on second thought I think I will take those "special" hazy memories to the grave...yup...
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that is not playing it fair
awww...sure it is...some things are better left to the imagination...tee hee...and because of my imagination...and a little liquid courage...I've done things that would make the devil look like a church boy...lmao..!!...
The devil is a puppy dog
Bernie is a gentle dog, but he has been known to bite over remarks like this.
Why are you afraid to confess everyone?
Worried your potential match will judge you on it?
Haven't got drunk since birth...
Haven't got drunk since birth...
i would like to get drunk with you
Why are you afraid to confess everyone?
Worried your potential match will judge you on it?
I have that many mad things that's happened, or have done myself while drunk, that i could be typing on this subject for days and that's the truth!!
Haven't got drunk since birth...
i would like to get drunk with you
again...no thanks...not with a shirtless cartoon character. ..
This one time I got drunk at a hockey game and I cheered for the visiting team! Then again, I was in Cedar Rapids, so that explains a few things.
I was seduced by my neighbours wife. It was..well creepy
Oh crap......... I was at a club playing pool when I was in my early 20's. I tipped a bouncers hat rim. He lifted me off the ground by my shirt collar and slammed me against the wall.
He was 3 times my size. Know your limits...... Ha ha!
I confess...
There are only two types of people in this world that I dislike.
Drunk people when I'm sober,
and sober people when I'm drunk.
Since I don't drink, the odds of me ever being drunk are slim and none.
I used to be a heavy drinker, then I lost 478 pounds. I refer to that lost weight as my ex wife, and once that weight was gone I was confident enough in myself that I didn't need the alcohol. Do I still drink? Socially, yes, but not for the sake of intoxicating myself. Are you asking for confessions so that you don't feel as bad about yourself? Or are you bragging? Either one is not ideal. Just like Messi, I could confess things that will embarrass you for even thinking this thread would be fun. Some of them are funny, some are disgusting, and some are just sad. Grow up and get yourself right. My comments up until now have mocked the concept of this thread not because I'm concerned about being judged, but because I don't want my "confessions" to be misconstrued as glorification of alcoholism. That appears to be your intent, and frankly, that's rather disturbing.
