Hmm I get blackout drunk.. this way I don't remember what I did the night before... so when the police come knocking on my door... I can honestly say I have nothing to confess to.. because I can't remember anything..
..... and if they don't have a warrant to look in the trunk of my car.... then they better go get one... now if I can only remember what I did . with my keys..lol
Unless they find Mary Jane stashed in the backyard first