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Topic: can you ruin a date in one sentence?
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tulip2633

Sun 07/26/15 02:21 PM

Excuse myself to the ladies room. Come back with big booger on face.

rofl
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SitkaRains

Sun 07/26/15 02:22 PM

easy peasy...


Can we get this to go...
I have a body cooling and I want to get to it before rigor sets in...
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lu_rosemary

Sun 07/26/15 02:22 PM


Excuse myself to the ladies room. Come back with big booger on face.

rofl


:laughing: :laughing:
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ComeGetThis1

Sun 07/26/15 02:23 PM

Hello Mom
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tulip2633

Sun 07/26/15 02:26 PM



Excuse myself to the ladies room. Come back with big booger on face.

rofl


:laughing: :laughing:


Then lick it off and eat it. Yummy.
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lu_rosemary

Sun 07/26/15 02:28 PM




Excuse myself to the ladies room. Come back with big booger on face.

rofl


:laughing: :laughing:


Then lick it off and eat it. Yummy.


rofl
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tulip2633

Sun 07/26/15 02:29 PM

All of sudden I'm thirsty.
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Kindlightheart

Sun 07/26/15 02:38 PM

I should let you know...I'm pregnant..but don't worry..I'm not keeping it...sic..ohwell :wink:
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joethebricky

Sun 07/26/15 02:46 PM


Excuse myself to the ladies room. Come back with big booger on face.

rofl


You know the difference between sprouts and boogers

Kids will eat boogers ohwell
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tulip2633

Sun 07/26/15 03:34 PM

You got that right Joe.

Maybe I should put boogers on the sprouts.
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TMommy

Sun 07/26/15 08:00 PM




Excuse myself to the ladies room. Come back with big booger on face.

rofl


:laughing: :laughing:


Then lick it off and eat it. Yummy.
dat's just nasty noway :laughing:
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no1phD

Sun 07/26/15 08:04 PM


I have had my fair share of blind dates. There were many who I found were not a match. But I still ended up having a nice time. I wouldn't disrespect someone by making fun of them or ridiculing them because I wasn't attracted to them. Or making up disrespectful lines to get rid of them. I always give them the courtesy of a polite letdown. I am sure if someone made fun of you because they thought you were beneath them, you would feel rotten. I noticed some people even posted over 9 times on this thread. What does that really say about you?
..hmm.. it says I have a wicked good sense of humor.... unlike some peoples lol not pointing fingers mind you:wink:
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no1phD

Sun 07/26/15 08:07 PM

OH.. Jesus says it's time for you to get off His cross.. he wants it back now lol JK
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00JustANormalGuy00

Sun 07/26/15 08:39 PM

"I wanna be on you".

lmao
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isaac_dede

Sun 07/26/15 09:25 PM

interrupt her in the middle of her sentence and say "what are doing? when did I give you permission to talk? shut up"
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SparklingCrystal 💖💎

Mon 07/27/15 02:58 AM


interrupt her in the middle of her sentence and say "what are doing? when did I give you permission to talk? shut up"

Oh ... a man telling me to shut up ... that would make for an interesting date. VERY interesting indeed ...
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IgorFrankensteen

Mon 07/27/15 03:58 AM

I thought this was asking if I have managed to ruin things clumsily. Naturally, I have. Doing it on purpose is more fun.

OLD opens up new areas. What about...get as close to their face as you possibly can, look them over very carefully and slowly, with a cross look on your face, and then sit back with a false smile and say

"Hmm. You do look a LITTLE like your profile picture."
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Torgo70

Mon 07/27/15 05:39 AM

"Want to play Human Centipede?"
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MelMaxx

Mon 07/27/15 05:44 AM


"Want to play Human Centipede?"


noway surprised shocked scared scared shocked surprised

That would DEFINATELY make Ole Mel RUN rofl
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debbie1980

Mon 07/27/15 05:59 AM

can you excuse me, I need to re-apply my pile cream. These grapes hanging out my butt are really sore, oh and I need to mow the lawn for when we get kinky later, its got really long now, virtually down to my knees. noway noway noway

didn't I mention I had a excessive hair growth problem. laugh
Edited by debbie1980 on Mon 07/27/15 06:05 AM