Topic: can you ruin a date in one sentence?
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TMommy

Mon 07/27/15 06:07 AM

"you don't mind if I take my teeth out while your talking do ya? I will put em back in to smooch ya"

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Tin_Tin143

Mon 07/27/15 06:33 AM

how good are ya?

say it's the first time meeting
she or he knows very little about you

but you are not interested and want to book it to the nearest exit





what would you say? bigsmile



"God bless you."?? what
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RoamingOrator

Mon 07/27/15 07:37 AM

Can I ruin a date in one sentence? Please, I can ruin a date before we even meet up! Yes, I'm that good, I can end a date before it even happens! :thumbsup:
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IamwhoIam1

Mon 07/27/15 08:39 AM

Who you kidding? All most of you have to do is just show up. No lines needed. smokin surprised shocked
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JOHNN111

Mon 07/27/15 09:00 AM


Who you kidding? All most of you have to do is just show up. No lines needed. smokin surprised shocked


rofl


Gawd that hurts! lol omg you're killin me this morning laugh
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luvmeforlife

Mon 07/27/15 11:28 AM


those jeans make you look fat.........that should do the trick...laugh


lol ahahaha... and I once had a guy say "I like thick girls"
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luvmeforlife

Mon 07/27/15 11:31 AM

Sniff their hair while whispering "You smell even better than last night" ...yep...that should do the trick.
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mysticalview21

Mon 07/27/15 11:44 AM

why did you split up with your x ... :smile:
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mysticalview21

Mon 07/27/15 11:46 AM


how good are ya?

say it's the first time meeting
she or he knows very little about you

but you are not interested and want to book it to the nearest exit





what would you say? bigsmile



"God bless you."?? what



yea that kinda worked lol but I got him back by telling the ten commandment to him hahahah:wink:
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TMommy

Mon 07/27/15 01:01 PM

ppppfffffft I am sooooo good I can end it by the opening message of hi how are you bigsmile
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SitkaRains

Mon 07/27/15 08:07 PM

I am not contagious anymore...
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Kindlightheart

Mon 07/27/15 09:09 PM

I am so sorry..but your voice sounds so funny..if I start laughing..it's not cause your funny...:laughing: :wink: flowers
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isaac_dede

Mon 07/27/15 09:42 PM

on a first date/meeting

"why didn't you wear the top you had on last night? I like that one better"
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soufiehere

Mon 07/27/15 09:45 PM


my biological clock is ticking, I hope you don't shoot blanks laugh

hahahahahahahahahaha
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joethebricky

Tue 07/28/15 02:35 PM

As she sips her wine, stare across the table, deep into her eyes and say


I bought some condoms earlier, just in case ohwell
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devildog123

Tue 07/28/15 03:06 PM

start the conversation off by asking her how she feels about threesomes and midgets
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lu_rosemary

Tue 07/28/15 05:19 PM


I am so sorry..but your voice sounds so funny..if I start laughing..it's not cause your funny...:laughing: :wink: flowers


:laughing: flowers waving
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1j9b6c5

Tue 07/28/15 05:26 PM


Noooooo ... I am NOT sleeping with you rofl
That wouldn't necessarily end a date, but if you said It often enough it would end the dating.
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TMommy

Tue 07/28/15 06:38 PM

soooooo..are there anymore at home like you? ya know..but younger and in better shape? bigsmile
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1j9b6c5

Tue 07/28/15 08:20 PM

No, there aren't but...heyyyyy.