Its not a sentence but I would keep mispronouncing his name or calling him by different name altogether. And keep doing it after he corrected me.

"hey it's nice to meet you what did ya say your name was? "
" Roy"

"well Ronald what was it again that you do? were you the one that is a lawyer or architect?"

" I am a truck driver"

" oh that's right Reggie and did you say you loved dogs and your mom was the one with a house full of cats?"

" I have a pet Iguana "

This isn't working for me. Check please.

Is that your daughter, she's mighty purdy. I think we'll be good friends.

Is that how you normally eat?

Hi nice to meet you. Pardon the smell, came straight from the gym. No time to shower.

That's a lovely dress, do you shave your legs all the way to the top?

You remind me so much of my mother, would you cut my steak for me?

Sports, sports, sports, me, me, me, sports, sports, work, work, me, me, car, car, me, me...you going to finish that or can I have it?