should always order what I like to eat

Willing to feed all my cats!

the man I marry will have to ..

know the difference between a cr�pe & crap

Let me wear his tin foil hat!

OK... but not the dress.

Deal!

should keep me entertained while under my hood

Need a man who can serve up some laughter!

Accept me now matter what mood I am ....
Be great at making coffee that is a must

I need a man that sparkles.

Where do I find a woman like this???????

Oh my where do we get them from?

Can you please type in caps. I'm a little hard of hearing.

Knows how to buy a proper wedding ring.

the man I marry will have to be..

able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.

http://youtu.be/e9vrfEoc8_g/

The man I marry will have to be

able to sing this song & be telling the truth

http://youtu.be/JP42y28GTqc/
Never mind... I have been censored


Hhhaaaa..

A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in Chennai City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the floors..
A woman goes to find a husband.

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She continues to the second floor..

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs ...n love kids..
she continues upward...

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking..
'Wow,' she thinks, but She goes to the fourth floor..

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help with Housework.
She exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor...

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are very handsome, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic nature..


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor...
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists only as proof that women are impossible to please!!!


Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store..

(scroll and keep reading!)









Now The store's owner opened a “New Wives Store” just across the street..
The 1st Floor has wives that listen to men..

The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited by men!!!!!

A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in Chennai City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the floors..
A woman goes to find a husband.

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She continues to the second floor..

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs ...n love kids..
she continues upward...

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking..
'Wow,' she thinks, but She goes to the fourth floor..

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help with Housework.
She exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor...

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are very handsome, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic nature..


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor...
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists only as proof that women are impossible to please!!!


Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store..

(scroll and keep reading!)









Now The store's owner opened a “New Wives Store” just across the street..
The 1st Floor has wives that listen to men..

The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited by men!!!!!