A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in Chennai City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the floors..
A woman goes to find a husband.

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She continues to the second floor..

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs ...n love kids..
she continues upward...

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking..
'Wow,' she thinks, but She goes to the fourth floor..

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help with Housework.
She exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor...

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are very handsome, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic nature..


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor...
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists only as proof that women are impossible to please!!!


Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store..

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Now The store's owner opened a “New Wives Store” just across the street..
The 1st Floor has wives that listen to men..

The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited by men!!!!!

Hilarious!!!!!

deaf and a damn fine sammich maker

and really good at doing the dishes

1 is subjective you decide
2 fail
3 pass in spades
4 sure as long as you clean up after them
5 i can mow gardens just as well as lawns
6 some stuff yes but not a chef
7 i will have to give up hours then
8 better than windows can but not as good as most women can
9 yes
10 yes
11 yes but if i am packing it you will eat what i packed
12 as long as they aren't contradictory
13 but doesn't always agree

not really

know how to pick up chicks

willing to do ALL the housework......and correctly

you get 2 1/2 out of 3

Okay ... you got his address or phone number for me?