come on now
whether you been bad or good..




what's on your wish list for this year?

Oooooo maybe a cutie with muscles?
A fast car with endless supply of petrol.
Travel money and tickets (please no marriage license or visas).

Hey I will even settle for a hug or two.

THIS would do VERY nicely!!



I probably haven't been THAT good though...

A cornucopia providing my favorite foods in perpetuity that won't induce any weight gain no matter the quantities consumed and always provides optimal nutrition.

X-large sausage and pepperoni pizza with beer? Oh look at that, it's now 5 servings of fruit and vegetables and 3 weeks of p-90x via christmas magic.

Thanks Santa!


I wouldn't want Santa to drop off a woman under my tree like the OP gif suggests.
Those things are expensive to maintain.
You need to buy the cage, the food, the vet bills, the tampons, the equality, the hair care products, the Billy Squire posters, it just adds up.

Might as well ask for a kid.
You can still kinda beat those and get around child labor laws by calling work "chores."
Plus, you can get rid of a kid for 8 hours a day at a school when you're sick of them or just say "go to bed" and they have to do it. If they say "no" when you say "go to bed" they're the bad person, you're not the bad guy for trying to get them to go to bed.


Or cash.

Cash is always nice as long as it's over like a grand.

<hugs Annierooroo>

There ya go Annie - NOW anything that Santa brings you will be a bonus!

Million dollar winning lottery ticket.

Or

A job that pays better.

Thank you TBone the best one so far. I'm a happy girl now.

new jammies?

My work here is done.

Snow! Ive never had a white Christmas at home....had some close calls but no flakes.

head north we got plenty of uh....flakes
usually around Christmas

redhead....ooooooo that be a dangerous item

Don't worry. This site has plenty of flakes.



















Wait. What were we talking about again?

A date with Mingle2 member msharmony.

True - but life without the occasional shot of adrenaline just isn't worth living!

Don't be shy ask her out.
You don't know until you try. take a risk.

She lives too far away from me, and I can't travel a long distance right now. Perhaps in 4 years I will be able to.

Oh really?
In 4 years time she could be married with 6 kids.
She might come to you.
Anything is possible. You deserve the best and she sure is pretty.

Good?