occasionally riding in my truck with Angel listening to the CD, a perfectly good song will come on and I'll start making my own dirty lyrics to it and singing them loudly. Is anyone else guilty of this?

Every once in a while....one of my favorite songs back in the day was by Duran Duran....*chorus* girls on girls.....girls on girls.....

A bad habit picked up as a child from older brothers.
Yes, I do....still.

Instead of "Walk Like An Egyptian", I used to sing "Walk With An Erection"

No that is one thing I never did...can't usually come up with anything.

When drunk yes. I put in my old Hanson cd...never laughed so hard in my life.

Mmmmmm bop!

lol I don't remember which song it was but man I had my friend laughing so hard.

I bet

you are the woman that i've always dreamed of..... i knew it from your farts..... i've seen your face and it's the last i've seen of my D()k....



up on the roof top, click click click....

down through the chimney with my big d*ck

Waz Up bro?

never did that.... but used to take a song beat in the car with my kids.. id sing one part made up, then they would jump in make the next made up lines to go along with mine! then id do the next line man i miss that!

"Memories", by Andrew Lloyd Weber, sung by Barbara Streisand:

(At the strong, dramatic intro, with a crescendo singing voice, two-thirds into the song; I usually bang it out at the top of my lungs:) "F..K MEEEE!!! YOU CAN S..K ME AND F..K MEEEEE!!

"Giant sh^ts are what you take, walking on the moon" by Police and Sting

There is an opera chorus, "Oh, mamma mia! Oh mamma mia! Tarataa tata... ta tata... taraata!" (With Italian words. It's not from the musical, but from a 200-year-old Verdi opera.)

My buddy who is the funniest guys easily in the entire Galaxy, said:

"Oh, sodomia! Oh, sodomia! I lick you anus... and suck your... pipia!"

when i was much younger, i went into one of those recording booths with a friend of mine and we belted out 'hardon tonight' to the eagles 'heartache tonight' not realizing it was being broadcast through the restaurant's waiting lounge and mall - until we came out and saw her boyfriend's red face.

omg thats hysterical!

OMG................I do this all the time!!!!

stummin my meat with her fingers
killing my softy with her thong
...sorry Roberta Flack

Yes I have and still do. Mines mostly repulsive though.


Manfred Mann- Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche...

Bee Gees - More than a woman...Bald headed woman

Bee Gees -Staying Alive - Well you can tell by the way I use my c0ck, I'm a womans man...

Destinys Child- Independent Woman chorus

The shoes on my feet - I farted
The clothes I'm wearing - I farted
The rock I'm rockin' - I farted
'Cause I depend on me

John Denver- West Virgina..."Take me ho, mount ya mama"

Elton John- Tiny Dancer ... Hold me close sir, take my pants down.

I guess I'm a bit of a freak.

I will take the dirty songs and make them funny of clean,

Songs like.. I want your sex, Lets talk about sex, Maneater and so on.