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Dict8

Sun 03/28/10 09:13 AM

Waiting for the show to start.

But...it's soooo early. asleep

See...the Piano Man only plays after 9 O' clock...
and usually on a Saturday...after the regular
crowd shuffles in, see? laugh

Now we all know piano men are slaves to their tip jars..
So you play when WE say you play, dig?

But...you only put BREAD in it last time. :tongue:

ConchaMaria

Sun 03/28/10 09:17 AM

Flying outta' LAX yesterday we went over the ocean and it made me nervous. I was wondering if I got on the wrong plane or something. I was like "Yr goin' the WRONG way, man!!!!" laugh

Of course they were just circling around...but still....

Airline pilots get bored so they do stuff like that to freak the passengers out for their own entertainment.

skydancingA

Sun 03/28/10 11:03 AM

Waiting for the show to start.

But...it's soooo early. asleep

See...the Piano Man only plays after 9 O' clock...
and usually on a Saturday...after the regular
crowd shuffles in, see? laugh

Now we all know piano men are slaves to their tip jars..
So you play when WE say you play, dig?

But...you only put BREAD in it last time. :tongue:

Hey now.
I buttered it first.
Geez, you artists..

(The narrator steps on the stage. Glass of beer in one hand...cigarette in the other. Stares past the bright lights into the crowd. Runs his hand through his messy red hair....)

O.K. What now? :tongue:

bastet126

Sun 03/28/10 06:46 PM

slowly blows smoke rings out into the blinding lights to the cheers of the anxious crowd, realizing he is the greatest narrator to ever grace the universe, even with his zipper down.

Dict8

Sun 03/28/10 06:47 PM

slowly blows smoke rings out into the blinding lights to the cheers of the anxious crowd, realizing he is the greatest narrator to ever grace the universe, even with his zipper down.

My zippers down? laugh

Dict8

Sun 03/28/10 06:54 PM

slowly blows smoke rings out into the blinding lights to the cheers of the anxious crowd, realizing he is the greatest narrator to ever grace the universe, even with his zipper down.

My zippers down? laugh

Oh, man. How embarrassing!!! slaphead

It WAS down.....

bastet126

Sun 03/28/10 06:55 PM

slowly blows smoke rings out into the blinding lights to the cheers of the anxious crowd, realizing he is the greatest narrator to ever grace the universe, even with his zipper down.

My zippers down? laugh

Oh, man. How embarrassing!!! slaphead

It WAS down.....

yeah i know, i'm in the front row here... :wink:

Dict8

Sun 03/28/10 06:58 PM

Well...it's all under control, see? Hope I didn't injure anybody. :tongue:

bastet126

Sun 03/28/10 07:02 PM

oh no, it's okay, we're at least an inch back from the stage laugh

Dict8

Sun 03/28/10 07:05 PM

Ouch!!!!

bastet126

Sun 03/28/10 07:09 PM

let's get the show started!!! drinker

Dict8

Sun 03/28/10 07:12 PM

Well...I need a song, see? That's how this works. No song...no show! I also need a bowl of M&M's with all the brown ones taken out, 5 votive candles, 3 bags of Cool Ranch Dorito's, and a case of Dom Perignon...... :tongue: