O.K. How about Hotel California by the Eagles? Personally...I think this song is bull s***, O.K.? I see no deep meaning in this song what so ever. However...I'll narrate it if ya' want...

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hotel californicate would be a good one!!

hello ello ello is there anybody in there? just nod if you can hear me...is there any one at home?? where's the narrator dude??

I'm here...I'm here. Geez!

ah ha! there he is, the crowd was about to over take the stage!

O.K. Give me a minute. I need to go to wardrobe and put on my tight leather pants and all. Hotel California? Ye. We can do that! Hold on.....

get your mojo working

O.K. Lots of rumors surrounding this song. Some say it has to do with Aleister Crowley and the occult. Others say it about the Chauteau Mormount in L.A....where John Belushi died. But this song was written before that, dig? I think it's just a by product of massive ingestion of cocaine personally. I heard they are still scraping the coke residue off the mixing board sliders to this day....

So...he's driving on a dark desert highway, see? Cool wind in his hair.....

Hi Concha!

The smell of Colitas in the air.

But this wasn't cool, see? He was being mesmerized, right? (Don Henly I suppose...he wrote this piece of crap! )

He saw lights in the distance and his head felt all heavy and chit. He HAD to stop for the night!

hiya concha chaquita banana!!

Well...there she stands in the doorway, right? And the mission bell rings too, right? But it might just be symbolic or something. Don Henly thinks to himself "This could be heaven or this could be hell." I say...welcome to life, dude.

*holding up ignited cigarette lighter into the air*

So she lights some candles and leads him down the corridor, right? He swears that he could hear people singin'. And WHAT were they singin? ( Mingle chorus....)

welcome to the hotel california
such a lovely place
such a lovely face
plenty of room at the hotel california
any time of year, you can find it here

Oh C'mon! Don't be shy. We ALL know this!